wet wipe

William

Will
Schmuck

Such a wet wipe

by Okbestie October 26, 2020

wet and jet

when you hit it and quit it, but don't want to sound cliché.

I didn't want to get with that guy more than once, so I decided to wet and jet.

by kavchadaisabovesexuality February 8, 2017

wet lolly

When you stick a Lilly pop into a girls vagina and eat her out so that she tastes sweet

"What did you do last night"
"I gave my girl a Wet Lolly"
"Nice"

by Che3let October 2, 2017

Wet Buddies

When you and another person shower in the same time frame and then realize that you did, then you are wet buddies!

Man: Hey I just took a shower.
Girl: Hey same here.
Man: Looks like we are wet buddies now!

by The Japanese ZERO January 30, 2017

Wet Walter

A niche sex act in which a man, ejaculates into his hand and then slaps his partner across the face.

Man: Here comes the payload… WET WALTER!

by Hans Francisco May 22, 2022

Wet Noodle

Accurate depiction of John's firewall

John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle

by DrVenable May 20, 2018

wet campus

A name given to a university when alcohol is allowed and sold on college grounds.

College parties are right next to your dorm Sonny, it's a wet campus!

by Fact_Checker January 16, 2016