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tonsil touching

when a guy f**ks a girl in her mouth
She LOVES to have her "Tonsils Touched".
by D August 8, 2004
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Turtle Touching Cotton

When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.
I tried to make it to the restroom in time and yelled, "Turtle Touching Cotton"! already!
by Hoody802 August 30, 2016
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tough row to hoe

a hard time. Something is being very hard to deal with. Also "it hit me for a row", same meaning but an unexpected loss, difficult crisis.
Farmers used to use a hoe to plant things or to hack at a row of dirt to break it up or kill weeds. Sometimes, you feel like a row of hacking and hoeing is about to wear you down because it's a lot of work.
Growing up in Texas, I heard some old-timers (born before 1900) say this.
My son was arrested last night and was slapped with felony possession charges. He's always in trouble and I'm not sure what to do anymore. This has sure been a tough row to hoe.
by kirk21 March 19, 2017
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Kentucky Fried Torchic

A most cruel, yet elicous way to enjoy some juicy bird-type pokemon.
1) MMHMM, LEROY JENKINS! Least I got Kentucky Fried Torchic!
by 99oshikuru99 April 24, 2010
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pee pee toucher

Dave sucks cocks, therefore he is a pee pee toucher.
by sealion8 January 7, 2009
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Tough Bananas

A phrase used by our ancestors as more politically correct use for "tough shit" ; or Too bad
"Tough bananas, you don't get ice cream you fat fuck"
by BadgerBaby May 9, 2015
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Balls aren't Touching

phrase. used to pull attention to round or spherical objects and if they are or are not, touching. Often used in reference to pornography, but can also be used in reference to non-sexual objects.

Variations:
Balls are Touching
Bawls are(/n't) Touching
"This pron is so gay."
"No it's not, the balls aren't touching."
"They are now."
"O shi-!"

"Hey, back off. Your bawls nearly touched mine!"
by /b/rother January 10, 2007
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