Therapy dog

A dog you take merely for emotional purposes, to make you feel better. Usually to make you feel less lonely.

Miles broke up with his girlfriend, and he took a therapy dog so he wouldn't feel so lonely all the time.

by yoyie-as June 22, 2012

dog hump

When a dog tries to fuck you

I got dog humped yesterday

by 1qazgfvbnhyjumk,ilo April 12, 2017

Chocolate Dog

That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.

Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?

by Gay niggger faggot babe December 25, 2020

Gabe the dog

The best doggo the walk the earth

Gabe the dog god

by Garage door April 12, 2018

circus dog

A trick a dog performs while catching a Frisbee whereas they bounce it off of their nose one or more times before catching it in their mouth. One bounce would constitute a circus dog, two bounces would be a double circus dog, three bounces for a triple circus dog, etc.

My dog Sheeba was so lose she was pulling double circus dogs all afternoon.

by MrRockandRoll May 01, 2004

Gravy Dogging

The process of scratching a dog and making their leg kick

Hey you see that dude Gravy Dogging that dog over there

by Dude who pets dogs September 02, 2017

Dog Scale

13-17- pup
18-21 -cub
22-29-wolf
30-39- mustang
40-49-stallion
50-59- coyote
60-68 -golden jackal
69 -pooch
70-79- husky
80-89-bull
90-99-bear
100 + -polar bear

Dog Scale

by Saucebag April 20, 2016