Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.

Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....

by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011

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White Zombie

A type of individual that is addicted to cocaine; this individual will likely be joined by others of their kind and weasel their way in to any social situation that gets them closer to their fix.

I’m gonna have an after party at closing time, not sure who’s gonna come, besides the white zombies who know I’m holding.

by gator slicer 69 June 23, 2022

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Plants VS Zombies

a popular tower defense game from 2009 that EA bought and ruined, for one the first game is free and is also full of ads now on mobile and then theres pvz 2 and pvz 3, pvz 2 was an alright game but it was filled with microtransactions but from what pvz 3 looks like pvz 2 looks fine, pvz 3 is a tower defense game just like the others but the art style sucks in most people opinions because it uses a mixture of 3d and 2d at the same time and also most likely going to have microtransactions and the peashooter oh god what did they do to him

person 1: "hey bro ever heard of Plants VS Zombies?"
person 2: "yeah, why?"
person 1:"dont get excited for PVZ 3 it looks garbage :)"

by OrdinaryJoe March 1, 2022

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Zombie Hand

When a girl kisses your hand and you decide you never want to wash it again after that. So her kiss stays on your hand as well as the bacteria from her lips making your hand a “Zombie Hand”.

That teen boy’s crush kissed his hand the other day he said he never wants to wash that hand again after she kissed his hand so now he has a “Zombie Hand”.

by Vielee August 28, 2023

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