Potato Scallop

The name incorrectly given to a Potato cake by people from Northern Australia who make poor decisions

My ex used to call it a Potato Scallop, that’s why she’s my Ex

by Zachory October 8, 2020

idaho potato

O.J. Simpson's wife.

Man I smashed it like an Idaho potato she call my at my O.J. "come now"

by Dick Big Jaquan September 25, 2017

Potato Kisser

A man with a cold sore developed from kissing potatoes at markets in China.

Hailong went to the market in Qufu, when the staff was not looking, he began kissing the potatoes. He was caught off guard by a staff member who yelled "Potato Kisser!" He ran.

by degefo June 6, 2012

Poop Potatos

First you freeze your poop
Then you buy potato’s
Then fertilise your potato’s with the poo
Delicious!

Evan loves his Poop Potatos

by Bob the bib from Pennsylvania March 13, 2019

potato shit

When someone takes a shit so large and so round that it looks like an oversized potato

Jeff: yo mother fucker
Bob: yea nigga ass bitch
Jeff: I'm bout to take a potato shit on yo face niggie

by Coolguy225 April 8, 2016

stuffed potato

The act of a man inserting his partially-erect penis into a woman's vagina.

"I was ready to get it on with Ted, but he just slipped me a stuffed potato."

by Little Cougar October 16, 2008

Potato Texting

When someone texts someone else within their own domicile because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch and speak in person

Liz was potato texting Jared from one room away because she was too lazy and engrossed in ICarly to get her ass of the couch and walk into the other room

by rodroddy May 1, 2010