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Purple Turkey

When a woman strangles a man's penis and then he slaps her in the face with it
Tim: "Hey man what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Man: "I went over to Cindy's house and we did the Purple Turkey
Tim: "Oh nice!"
Purple Turkey by rosk August 5, 2014

You Turkey 

Being wild or crazy. (Wild turkey).
Yo I just killed someone!
Damn man you Turkey!!
You Turkey by FinnaMyGerber June 24, 2016

The Turkey 

The act of a Male oiling himself up, placing his legs behind his head and having his girlfriend peck sweet corn our of his anus whist covered in feathers
Bloody hell did you see what Carley did to Josh last night? She did the Turkey on his ass!
The Turkey by Kewl Breez April 7, 2020

Turkey Basting

the art or action of jacking off a turkey.
"Dude OMG whats your turkey basting lvl?!?!??!?"
"LVL 25 MAN PWNAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SELLING TURKEY JIZZ 10k EA!!!!!!!"

Turkey Nuts 

Where one of your nuts hangs lower than you other nuts. The higher of one nut accordin to the other.
Hey he has got the biggest turkey nuts.
How far apart are his turkey nuts?
Turkey Nuts by Micah aka hoVa October 10, 2004

turkey-sub 

it is a fat kid that wont stop eating and his name is kieron sullivan
turkey-sub by joe February 17, 2004