Dry Texter 

Someone who can’t hold a texting conversation to save their fucking life.

Kara made me want to deep fry my left hand because she kept replying with “lol”. She’s such a dry texter.

Dry Texter by Kingsmith3 July 15, 2020

Textie-Poo

The act of sending a text message while pooping.

If it wasn't for Randy's textie-poo, I wouldn't have known he was having an asthma attack.

Textie-Poo by ious d June 28, 2011

textochondria 

The sudden feeling of having received an SMS/MMS text message despite the fact that you are not carrying a mobile phone. May be accompanied by a certainty of "hearing" your message tone and/or "feeling" your phone vibrate. Usually followed by confused searching of your pockets.

"Im sure i just heard my text tone"
"Dude, you left your phone in the car"
"Damn textochondria!"

textochondria by DappaDan April 1, 2008

Textually Frustrated 

When texting with someone over IM or SMS that takes too long to reply leaving you waiting and frustrated.

"She takes forever; texting with Sara leaves me textually frustrated"

Textually Frustrated by rzaragoza December 31, 2008

Forever Texting 

Verb.

1. Lengthy text conversations lasting hours, days or weeks. These text exchanges are continuous and fluid with no clear beginning or end, and tend to be time consuming. These messages can be pleasant or unpleasant, however are typically with someone whom you currently have romantic attachment to, or would like to see romantic attachment in the future.

I should really focus on my studying, but my girl is really into forever texting and I can't get anything done. I do it because I love her!

This guy won't ask me out: all he wants to do is forever text! Let's go on a freaking date already! This is such a time suck!

I was in a forever group text with my best friends so no one went to bed until 3A.M.!

My boyfriend loves to forever text because he's working at a computer all day, but I can't really do it because I'm in social service.

Forever Texting by Grammar Cracker May 15, 2015

textlicious

An adjective describing a cellular telephone containing a full keypad (containing every letter in the alphabet) as well as the capabilities of slipping, sliding, flipping, or spinning as means of revealing the keypad.

Oh, mah, gawd...that cellular telephone is soooo textlicious.

textlicious by Zorgithatoob August 5, 2010

textposts 

Something created on Tumblr and spread through Tumblr and Instagram, usually referencing some aspect of popular culture and geared to be relatable and make audiences laugh.

I spent all night on Instagram last night, looking at Tumblr textposts.

textposts by That Tumblr Girl December 22, 2014