Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet

My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard

by Asshole110 October 30, 2019

old shit

Old shit: is bringing up something that happened over a week ago into conversation just to make your point or argument valid.

Why fo you have to bring up old shit!

by Coldfeetbindder April 5, 2017

Shit mom

A piece of shit that let's a baby fall into a drawer

You are a shit mom

by Dhsoaibduskwbjs February 1, 2018

Powerlifter Shit

When someone, who is a powerlifter, Defecates. Often resulting in a clogged toilet due to the sheer amount of fecal matter they release due to constantly being in a state of caloric surplus.

Hey Bob, don't go in the washroom man. I think Jack just took one of his Massive Powerlifter Shits again and flooded the entire bathroom after attempting to flush.

by Shmunky June 21, 2023

Rooftop Shits

When you have the runs and you’re pouring sweat like you’ve been working in 95 degrees on a roof just taking a dump with a big puddle of sweat at your feet.

“I ate Taco Bell today and ended up with the rooftop shits.”

by Zach17 September 8, 2023

The Freckle Shits

The act of ingesting something that disagreed with your stomach, resulting with an explosive shit so powerful, that it ricochets of the toilet bowl and lands on your butt cheeks, thus resembling freckles.

Murphy ate the Curry Chicken Special earlier, and it sounds like he has a case of the freckle shits.

by Torra1187 June 3, 2010

Shit-arser

A situation where yourself,or another person causes temporary frustration & anger,time wasting and an increased desire to blaspheme.
e.g When somebody nips into a parking space that you have been patiently waiting for for more than five minutes.

Diane: Hey Ginny! that guy is now going to reverse out of that space,lets wait.
Sam: Well spotted Miss D! You are so cool!

(5 minutes later)
Ginny:NO WAY LOOK! There's snaggletooth! nipping in to the space we have been waiting for! What a SHIT-ARSER!!

All three: She should know bettda!!(look it up)

by bettybug03 March 8, 2011