September 5

Tell your crush you like them day

You: I like you..
Them: Why are you telling me this?
You: It’s September 5

by ilovegrellsutcliff September 5, 2021

september 11

This day marks the first day lego star wars was made

yo remember lego star wars?
oh yeah back at september 11

by hjbhhuhuih November 8, 2021

September 30

If you are born on September 30, you are automatically gay. Or at least fruity.

“Today is my birthday!”
“You are born on September 30?”
“Yes!”
“You’re gay.”

by scarxlett April 21, 2022

Southpaw September

The act of using your non dominant hand for masturbation during the month of September.

Josh: yo bro are you ready for no nut November?
Mike: Nah bro its all about Southpaw September, i gotta work out my left.

by BallsasaurusFlex November 29, 2017

Super Squirt September

In light of 2017's No Nut November, which led to Destroy Dick December, and then to No Finger February, Super Squirt September is a challenge for women during September to orgasm a number of times equal to the date in September.

Girl 1: Are you attempting Super Squirt September?
Girl 2: You know I am. This is one great month.

by InvisibleBob December 19, 2018

6th of September

International Dem Bois day on 6/9
Time to go out and celebrate with the bois

"its the 6th of september"
"Oh nice dem bois day today we going hard tonight"

by Chowders2611 September 5, 2021

January February March April May June July August September October November December

Why are you typing all the 12 months into urban dictionary. You are such a bored ass if you search this. Do something productive, watch Youtube, but you decide to waste your time typing all the months into urban dictionary. Congratulations, you passed as any human can be bored. This is all you accomplished.

My friend has failed an essay in english, because they were to busy searching January February March April May June July August September October November December into urb.

by tecopux October 29, 2021