grandma sizzle

when your grandma so hot she sizzles

I walked past my grandma and said, dang that"s one grandma sizzle!

by tateeeeee June 3, 2018

Jizz Snizzler 911

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises

Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil

by lildick nigga April 29, 2019

crispy snizzle

The process of performing the crispy snizzle can take as long as a month if executed properly. This method of self-pleasure consists of placing a slice of uncured deli roast beef among the anal cavity over night to let the flavor marinate. The following morning, you MUST place the slice in a warm, moist environment before leaving your home to run errands. This will allow bacteria to multiply at a faster rate which will then increase the speed of the entire process. On the 25th day place the slice on a paved sidewalk exposed to the sun on a hot summer day, this will crisp an exoskeleton of mold onto the outer layer of the thin slab of roast beef. (keep in mind that if a stray dog eats the meat you must restart the entire process from step 1) when all is said and done, you may then lick the firm (crisp) mold patty while masturbating onto your significant other's jelly danish creating the "snizzle" effect. but before you release the alfredo sauce you must eat the slice.

timothy- " to be honest bro, my tummy doesn't feel right after the consumption of that crispy snizzle"
brandon- "but hey man theres nothing to worry about, at least victoria recieved the sauce danish."

by milkyutter May 8, 2019

For shizzle

For sure

For shizzle we can go to the movies on Saturday!

by flowerpower44 May 18, 2019

fo shizzle

its like saying "for sure" but with more slang.

friend 1: let's go out to eat
friend 2: fo shizzle

by kloey lopez August 26, 2019

Fo shizzle

Apparently when you search up gang look at the sentence part and the gangs name is do shizzle. Please help I had nothing to do.

Thug1: hey bruh
Thug2: yea bruh?
Thug1: what should our gang name be?

Thug2: The single most deadliest , intimidating name ever
Thug1: what?!
Thug2: Fo shizzle

Thug1: ok

by doodoodaequann September 18, 2019

For sizzle my NIZZLE

serious, truthful

Friend: is that true
Me: For sizzle my NIZZLE

by Irini_15 October 13, 2019