stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.

Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"

by Dean May 13, 2005

urban sausage

A man who has fornicated with many females in a sexual nature. Similar to the man whore or man slut.

Jebediah is the urban sausage of the Amish community.

by Nipples the Clown December 23, 2003

chin chin bura bura sausage

to swing ur dick around like a sausage

yo, that kid is chin chin bura bura sausaing again, damn

by Jamal Clarence Jermaine Tyrone Lamar Nasir Trusty June 20, 2003

blood sausage

An especially turgid penis with throbbing veins, and the effect is even more pronounced for most men while wearing a cock ring.

Marielle especially liked Bob's blood sausage, because it felt naturally ribbed for her pleasure, and the 'old in and out' provided her with much more sensory pleasure than Steve's 'little trooper'.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

hide the sausage

Can be used as a term to describe meetings that do not accomplish anything but wasting your valuable time. Usually meetings that consist of sales or production meetings, could also be board meetings. Being in meetings of this sort makes you want to beat the hell out of whoever is in charge of you. This type of meeting is usally accompanied by complete asshatery. And is a complete waste of time.

Hey man where are you going so late in the day. Oh you didn't hear...The higher ups are calling a late night hide the sausage meeting. Yeah I know those things suck. It's complete asshatery at its finest. Well let me go I have to go and play hide the sausage.

by pantyteamaster May 9, 2009

Thug Sausage

Someone similar to the shlong patrol, but has no penis, and no face

or

someone who can sing good.

You are not a member of thug sausage you fat kid.

by smith March 13, 2003

foreign sausage

Guys from another dorm. Used in a derogatory sense towards men who are trying to get into a party at a neighboring all-male dorm when there already aren't enough women to go around.

"You guys don't live here"
"So? There's a huge party here; we thought we'd come mooch your women and your beer"
"Dude, no foreign sausage"

by AngelaH May 12, 2008