Slurpie Mountaineers

A group of people in northern California who go hiking for kicks, but don't take it too seriously and aren't obsessed with health, just having fun.

Person 1: "Whoa, who are those cool kids trekking up that trail and having a hella good time?"
Person 2: "Those are the Slurpie Mountaineers!"

by cultclassiclolo February 19, 2009

Bareback Mounting

Parody of the Academy Award winning movie Brokeback Mountain.

Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.

by Gary the Great April 6, 2006

MountainBiker

a dumbass that likes jumping down mountains on a bike they are very hot and are very strong

I was riding in front of an epic MountainBiker

by BlackAce1313 September 11, 2019

Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains

Claiming you are going "Hiking in the

Appalachian Mountains" for vacation when in fact you are going away for a booty call.

Bob: Yeah, I'm burnt out. I'm going Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains for some R&R.

Frank: Dude, who are you kidding. I saw you and Sally from the copy room groping each other in the bar. You're headed to a Motel 6 for a few days

by Langbo June 25, 2009

Mountainous Blow Job

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.

Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"

by Zack N119 December 21, 2020

Gayzor Mountains

A mountain where everyone is gay.

You come from the gayzor mountains where everyone is gay.

by Erika December 12, 2004

moutain dew

The most ultimate pop/soda/soft drink. It`s known for its high level of caffine, but come on when it's early in the morning we all need a good jolt.

Alex woke up at 2:00am and drank some moutain dew to wake up.

by Ed187 July 4, 2008