Matej

A beautifully handsome many with a incredibly large penis who is incredibly intelligent

Matej goes out with your mom

by Adjusting November 20, 2023

Mateo

Someone who is hot as fuck and is super cool,they also attend to have a really huge dick that other people.they have brown hair and hazel eyes.They are fun people to hang out with and they are also super cool.

Example:
"Look Mateo,he has a huge dick and is super cool'!

by Akiose November 22, 2023

Mate-mates

A form of sexual intercourse that is more meaningful, often resulting in efforts towards building a family/breeding purposes. The term was invented by Phoebe Fraser, a S/A Survivor who uses the term to differentiate between consensual meaningful sex and just normal, blatant casuals. Often a synonym for "making love"

"I heard you had sex with Cian last night-"

"Oh, you mean mate-mates? He means the world to me, so I wouldn't just label it a normal, dirty term-"

by smolsuko November 22, 2023

Mateiphobia

A phobia of all guys named Matei, regardless of their appearance or behavior; if they have the name Matei, they are afraid of them.

"That's definitely some mateiphobia; he's scared of matei ." “Matei stop being so zesty! You’re giving everyone matei phobia”

by matthewrr February 11, 2024

Matei

A zesty guy who is obsessed with War Thunder and Geometry Dash. He always has the kind of walk of a lead actor in an action film. He seems to care little about his education, but he actually puts a lot of effort into it. I'm not sure how he manages to do it, but he constantly gets fantastic scores in everything.

Matei, quit playing War Thunder. Stop grinding so much; it's just a goddamn video game!

Wow! He’s amazing at every subject, that’s such a Matei. He seems to not care much but his grades are outstanding.

by matthewrr February 11, 2024

mateo

Stanky! Ugl rat with juicy feet ready to hummble and get on his knees...
Seduces u with his black short hair and black no soul eyes plus his hugee gigantic thick juciy hairy uncut cock.
He will make you're insides cry..

omg did you see mateo nudes?
Omg yes that cock was like aifell tower..

by hot baby boy February 21, 2024

mateo minus

when rsurf player "iiuvmoonpies" takes a world record but only minuses it by a very miniscule amount.

"hey i got world record"
"what map?"
"kitsune"
"yeah mateo just mateo minus'ed it by -0.001"

by Junglebeek February 22, 2024