green magical peace flower

the green magical peace flower is well know to all us happy people who cant stop laghing we we smoke it it looks like a flower but is actually a plant a.k.a. weed you know the good stuff also smoked on our national holiday 4:20

whats that smell oh mom its the green magical peace flower dont you know were trying to help the earth. dont be such a hypocrit

by feed your head June 7, 2005

Silver Magic

Ejaculate from the male penis.

Work that silver magic and aim it at the wall.

by Nyrival June 11, 2011

Michael Maggio

An inconsiderate, hot-tempered name for someone that has the ability to live with unlovable bitterness. A name saved for the depths of hell

Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, or are you just Michael Maggio today?

by TryingtoWarnOthers August 23, 2011

Magic Johnson

The miraculous effects of Viagra. A play on the name of the basketball player.

Albert was getting on in years, so he turned to Magic Johnson for assistance in pleasing his wife.

by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

Magician

Someone who is very fat, ugly or ginger but that is so incredible in bed that you can't say no and keep going.

Hoo what the HELL do you think you are doing? Hmmm that actually feels really good! Are you some kind of magician? Don't stop doing those awesome tricks!

by Sysy and John February 26, 2011

magic stick

A song aimed at the Lowest Common Denominator, as in the stupidest kid on the short bus. Anyone who likes this song is probably retarded.

You have the magic stick? Dar dur dee durrr.

by you're all retards August 1, 2004

magic carpet ride

The act of driving home while too intoxicated to remember driving home the next day.

I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.

by Ryan Faircloth January 13, 2006