Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 4, 2017

low set ears

brian mcgolpin has low set ears

brian mcgolpin has low set ears a sign off retardness

by foot of the club December 3, 2019

Low Tire

A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.

In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”

Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.

by just a fooligan January 8, 2020

Low Moon

A way to refer to midnight— the opposite of high noon.

Rebecca: “Meet me at Low Moon under the bridge and we will talk.”

by Lil Rikky January 27, 2020

Lowe

It's a shortened 'allow'

Pronounced l-ow. The ow as in saying ow if you were hurt

Lowe it

by J03T April 1, 2020

Cieran low

Cieran low is one of the most sexiest people in the world and would definitely have a threesome with if Scott brown was involved

Cieran low has a fat hog

by Hogggggg April 14, 2020

hanging super low

hanging super low when a man has little to nothing in his pants. a man who is not well endowed

John: hey man how's it hanging?
Mark: it's not hanging super low but I hope to make him hard later

hanging super low

by henry.osm April 16, 2020