king shit 

Taking the Biggest Shit Ever

"Honey Get the Kids they gotta see this KING SHIT"
-Your Daddy

king shit by King$hitTaker November 23, 2007

King Carlos

One who is an extreme Mexican stereotype to the point it's unreal.

I was at Home Depot and saw some man sleeping outside with a llama and sombrero... the biggest King Carlos I've ever seen.

King Carlos by CanadianMewtwo June 16, 2010

King Kahuna 

Countryside LoveGod. Well hung and well hunky. Great shot with the juggling balls.

King Kahuna: Show me the mirror that can accommodate my beautiful visage and I will look into it.

King Kahuna by HM the Cat February 5, 2004

King of the Hill 

A really boring show. It's so dull you can use the theme tune as a sedative.
Yes. It's so bad it sends you to sleep.

How can any normal sane person like King Of The Hill?

King of the Hill by QueenOfThePixies April 14, 2006

King Henry 

The classic blumpkin with the sandwich added to the equation. Extremely efficient.

Henry was very hungry, but was in dire need of some head and a shit. he asked the maid of herold to give him a king henry.

King Henry by so is chris munoz May 26, 2011

King of the Hill 

The most boring cartoon on tv. Created by Mike Judge who alse created the much better and funnier Beavis and Butthead

I was watching King of the Hill last night and i fell asleep

King of the Hill by Bastard son of a hundred maniacs July 17, 2005

king of crunk

A term applied to a Spring Breaker by a fellow Spring Breaker, under the heavy influence of rum and vodka. Funny at the time as a joke, the term is often taken a bit too seriously by individuals who still use it to insult the Spring Breaker in question 12 months later.

Generally speaking, the person dubbed "King of Crunk" does not actually believe he can drink more than anyone else, although he admittedly is attracted to middle school girls. Moreover, the person jokingly dubbed King of Crunk will often sit and ponder why individuals spend Thursday evenings dwelling on Spring Break rather than going out and--yes--getting crunked.

Last night I stayed in and thought about the ridiculousness of the term "King of Crunk" instead of doing something productive.

king of crunk by Funniness wearing off. April 15, 2005