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prison juice

nature's most natural anal lubricant; saliva.
There's no need to halt sodomy for lack of lube, there's always a sufficient source of prison juice.
prison juice by melvin McFarland January 14, 2008
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foof juice 

a technical upper class term for vaginal fluids
Dave: hunny, why is the bed wet?
Claire: u made me squirt my foof juice everywhere!
foof juice by chrissie foofy May 26, 2008

Faggot Juice 

A mixed drink consisting of the blue Faygo soda and a couple shots of vodka.
Me: "Hey Rocco, I've had like ten shots, what are you drinking?"
Rocco: "Oh, just sipping on some Faggot Juice."
Me: "Aw man, that Faygo won't do you any good."

Milf Juice

The traces of milk that come out of a MILF's nipples when you give her tits a good squeezing and sucking. This generally happens for up to 4-5 years after they have given birth.
I just love it when my MILF girlfriend keeps lactating. When I suck her gorgeous little titties and see that white creamy milf juice come out it makes me want to spunk up all over her chest.

Coot Juice 

The highly debated, delectable secretion of the cooterus maximus, otherwise known as the Vajayjay, or Vag Palace. Coot Juice can be described as an invisible colored liquid that smells pleasant and has the consistency of Slimer from Ghostbusters. Coot Juice is responsible for lubricated sex and therefore is the source of all goodness and happiness throughout the world. It is known to be a high demand product, harvested from organic and inorganic Coots, that is marketed and distributed to dry, sandy Coots world wide. Coot juice comes in a variety of flavors ranging from watermelon to roses to anchovies. The uses of Coot Juice include curing AIDS, cancer, and minor aches and sprains.
"Man, did you get any Coot Juice last night?"

"Don't worry, I harvested the shit out of Marsha's inorganic coot. That's some GOOD MUTHAF*%C$N COOT JUICE! I'M RICH BIATCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Coot Juice by The Penis Fencer October 3, 2007

Elephant Juice

When said means simply, I'll love you forever and always, it the words you say to your signifigant other to be cute and tell them you love them deeply and will forever.
Elephant Juice by AP776 December 4, 2016