jizz monkey

jizz slut monkey (implies that a girl is a jizz slut, slut monkey and dumb like a monkey)

Tom: Who is Bob dating these days?
Sue: My friend Emily.
Tom: That jizz monkey? I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10-foot pole!
Sue: I can't believe you said that! She is my best friend!!
Tom: Shut up, you jizz monkey!

by BlueAir September 12, 2004

jizzado

Left over cum (seaman) resado on any surface.

Brother: "That swamp donkey you set me up with last night had jizzado all over her pussy lips!"
Me: "ahaha I know i put it there"

by Jacob weiner face January 16, 2008

jizz your way into hell January

It’s like “no nut November” but it takes place in January and if you nut once, you go to hell

I want to nut, but it’s “jizz your way into hell January”. I don’t want to go to hell!

by who_is_isabella December 30, 2018

night jizz

That crap you get on your lips when you wake up from a night of sleep, a real fucking pain in the ass.

Person: Good morning, honey!
Wife: What do you have on your lips?
Person: Another situation of night jizz...

by gohabsgo101 November 3, 2010

jizz bandit

creepsters pretending to be college students to get ass

That guy asking for your number is a total jizz bandit, watch out!

by justanotherdude292 April 13, 2007

jizzbob

you mommy choking on my cum

omg i just gave a jizzbob

by tobz June 16, 2003

jizz covered tacos

when your eating a taco and your sour cream is really jizz bc the guy next to you wanted to be funny and jizzed all over your taco, so now your taco is going to be a stick mess.

dude that cour cream looks like jizz, your eating a jizz covered tacos

by TarTar[-_-] August 20, 2009