Heather

Heather is the one girl that comes into your life that has stories about how everyone has wronged her but she's the actual problem. She is the most untrustworthy, pick me, inconsiderate, "innocent" person you'll ever meet. If your friends with her you'll have the joy of being a full time babysitter, and as well as listen to her biggest fantasies. She puts you in the most uncomfortable situations and the most dangerous, she's sweet and shy at first then slowly starts telling you the lore. She seeks attention in every room she goes to but mainly try's to steal any spotlight (or man) put on anyone else ever her friends. Don't ever trust a heather with anyone alone, shell make comments that completely weird you out, and she tried to dance on everyone to ever exist

Bye Heather

by supercoolhatergirl3000 December 2, 2025

Heathcliff

Originally a comic starting in 1973, about an orange cat who is always fighting dogs and playing pranks on everyone. The TV show was first aired in 1984.

Heathcliff is like Garfield with Attitude.

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2026

TMA Heath

Rarely gets on, Worthless driod engineer. Likes to have sex with random women at walmart, Has more STD's than Paris Hilton, Also he is very hickish

TMA Doncaster: Can you craft me a droid Heath?
TMA Heath: I canceled my subscription because im a complete hick, and I need to pay off my medical bills to cure my Gonorrhea
TMA Golobulus: FUCKING NIGGER, Im being niggerized!!

by 565452345 November 21, 2006

Fashion Health Spa

The act of sticking a finger into a man's ass while slowly
moving the other hand up and down the shaft of the man's penis.

John Travolta thought it would be fun if the spa attendant gave him a Fashion Health Spa.

by bigmacmuffin October 6, 2012

The Heath Ledger

A sexual fetish where a woman is on her period and her partner takes the blood, rubs across their own face and says "Why so serious?"

She was her rag so I decided to skip the red wings and go right for the Heath Ledger. Vagina period joker

by Brando Jung July 29, 2015

Alan Heath

(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic

"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"

by 3TF July 5, 2016

morgan heath

An crazy physcho insane bitch that creates drama out of think air and looks like an egg

I saw Morgan Heath last night I pissed my pants in fear

by Sittingatzaxbysbored December 23, 2016