fat hoe

The finest type of hoe by far. Mmm mmm.

I rode a fat hoe last night - it was great till she switched the light on.

by The Big G July 7, 2004

Fat Perk

In COD MW2 a person gets this by being so bad at the game that they simply stay in one spot and get kills.

That guy in the corner over there is really abusing his fat perk, he killed me like 8 times.

by Reaver 94 November 14, 2010

Fat Fapping

To watch your arm jiggle while you masterbate.

Hey what did you do last night? "Fat Fapping" you mean when you stare at your arm while you masterbate? Yupp.

by remarcnoremac November 10, 2010

gentleman fat

The sperm of the wealthy, elite high class men in society. Stud fees for the sperm are incredibly high due to the lower classes hoping that some quality genetics might alter the course of a mongoloid family for a one off fee. Also seen on the faces of high class prostitutes.

Rupert had finally realized his most deviant sexual fantasy had finally come true when he looked in the face of Mary with her gentleman fat beard

by Loopydave September 5, 2018

Short Fat

Guys who are over wieght, less than 5 feet 5 inches tall with no neck. Wear thier polo shirts with the collar popped and wear hats side ways. Are known to hang around AA and NA meetings, also are usually named Joey.

Look at this guy walking into the meeting, he is such a short fat.

by #TrustTheProcess June 1, 2018

Fat Aggression

When you're so fat that you're just constantly pissed off at the world

"...geez that guy over there eating a Big Mac wrapped inside of a Taco Bell chalupa is a real jerk"

"Nah...he just has fat aggression"

by Mr.PicklesPickle July 18, 2016

Fat Ladied

To show up to work late, hungover and/or still drunk. A term used by English speaking ex-pats living in Venice, Italy. The term is rumoured to have originated from being stuck behind a fat lady on crutches in the narrow streets of Venice, it was rumoured to have been originally an excuse for being late to work, the current definition has grown to incorporate being both late and generally unfit to work.

Mel was so Fat Ladied this morning, she was late and looked like she hadn't slept last night!

by Italian Nick November 14, 2011