fat hoe

The finest type of hoe by far. Mmm mmm.

I rode a fat hoe last night - it was great till she switched the light on.

by The Big G July 7, 2004

Fat Ladied

To show up to work late, hungover and/or still drunk. A term used by English speaking ex-pats living in Venice, Italy. The term is rumoured to have originated from being stuck behind a fat lady on crutches in the narrow streets of Venice, it was rumoured to have been originally an excuse for being late to work, the current definition has grown to incorporate being both late and generally unfit to work.

Mel was so Fat Ladied this morning, she was late and looked like she hadn't slept last night!

by Italian Nick November 14, 2011

fat cloud

A thick puff of smoke that appears “fat”.

John blew a fat cloud into his dogs ear.

by Dildosaurus Rex February 4, 2018

fat walk

a long walk (usually at night) that people take after binging on food because they feel guilty

Hoban: omg, i ate too much!
Renz: dude, let's go for a fat walk!

by renzTHE August 5, 2010

Fat Fapping

To watch your arm jiggle while you masterbate.

Hey what did you do last night? "Fat Fapping" you mean when you stare at your arm while you masterbate? Yupp.

by remarcnoremac November 10, 2010

Fat-trapping

When someone is in "decent" shape while unofficially seeing someone and once the relationship becomes official they gain a shit ton of weight. The other person is then trapped in this new relationship with the newly fat fatty.

Omg did you see how Mikah fat-trapped Sarah into that relationship. The most brutal fat-trapping I have ever seen. Once they started dating he gained 70lbs!!

by Mappsofcambridge September 10, 2016

Computer Fat

Accumulation of fatty tissue around the abdominal and buttocks area

chair fat sitting to long computer fat

by halfsomething September 10, 2009