by BrunetteTwink777 April 1, 2022
Get the Ear kinkmug. A hearing device installed on humans at birth by doctors. Commonly found on the head but sometimes around the buttocks area.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.
Person A: what are these slaps of meat hanging from the sides of my head?!
Doctor C: these are your ears!
Person A:were they always there??
Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!
*both clap enthusiastically*
Doctor C: these are your ears!
Person A:were they always there??
Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!
*both clap enthusiastically*
by feedmealready October 14, 2020
Get the Earmug. When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.
Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.
Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.
And so on.
Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.
Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.
And so on.
I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.
I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.
I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.
by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023
Get the Losing Sight Out of My Earmug. I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Get the Dutch Ear Muffsmug. by Potato fan February 4, 2024
Get the Ear terrorismmug. Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard
by Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidise April 16, 2025
Get the Ear Sexual Assaultmug. Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”
“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019
Get the Ear servicemug.