daddy's secret sauce

A mixture of mayo, honey mustard, and fermented horse semen. Often used to on McDonald's burgers and high end lube.

Dude!! Jacking off last night was so great! I used Daddy's secret sauce to lube it up!!!

by PapaDroe January 18, 2017

ear poker

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.

Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.

Tom: dang man that so suck

by PapaDroe February 08, 2018