Definitions by PapaDroe

ear poker

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.

Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.

Tom: dang man that so suck

ear poker by PapaDroe February 7, 2018

Merch

A mixture of mayo, honey mustard, and fermented horse semen. Often used to on McDonald's burgers and high end lube.

Dude!! Jacking off last night was so great! I used Daddy's secret sauce to lube it up!!!

Merch