Skull Drunk 

to inebrate oneself beyond any feasable mental judgement or abilty to function physically, threfore becoming suceptable to dire consiquence.

"Dude, that chick I boned last night was so skull drunk she passed out during"

Skull Drunk by maddapper March 23, 2007

still drunk 

waking up after a night of drinking alcohol, still drunk.

kind of like how i am now, writing this still drunk

still drunk by jafknlene August 22, 2011

Escort Drunk 

The point where a group of girls are so drunk that they assume the position of escorts for an older, ugly, likely foreign rich man who oversteps the boundaries of comfort in exchange for nice dinners and tables at clubs.

"We let this guy Omar buy us a table at Opium, he was really creepy but we were just totally escort drunk."

Escort Drunk by k'briah November 7, 2012

tucker max drunk 

The ultimate state of drunkenness. Once in this stage, a person is either Tucker Max or dead. This state was first achieved by one Tucker Max, and is self-named. Further exploits can be found at www.tuckermax.com

He got Tucker Max drunk and went on a rampage of insults and destruction of furniture.

tucker max drunk by hooligan333 November 1, 2003

Lobster Drunk 

Lobster drunkenness is being in a state of intoxication perpetrated by someone who is attempting to sleep with the lobsteree. There are to roles here, the lobsterer (the person buying the drinks) and the lobsteree (the person who is the object of the alcoholic seduction).

"Looks like she is trying to get him Lobster Drunk tonight!"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"

Lobster Drunk by Nicho December 14, 2008

flaming drunk 

The state of being so intoxicated, that you can't do anything straight (can't see straight, can't walk straight, etc).

Did you just see her smack into that wall? That girl is flaming drunk!

flaming drunk by lurvesmel November 21, 2010

Funniest Drunk 

The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.

The state were you go around and do crazy things cause your a crazy drunk.

That Bobby Leane is one of the Funniest Drunk.

Funniest Drunk by drunkwithnaggan March 29, 2011