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Sasquatch crotch 

The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.
The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.
Sasquatch crotch by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Pandora's Crotch Rot 

A Mythical form of Marijuana that is said to only be grown in Hell by Satan himself. It is said that all Ghosts that walk the Earth carry this substance, and only the true stoner may coax it from them.
Ted: Dude let me have some of that Pandora's Crotch Rot.

Bill: You are not worthy

fire crotch

a dyke who has the reddest of red pubes

one fugly ass bitch who has the nastiest of all fire crotches and looks like she was raped by a rabid mongoose at a very early age and then repeatedly smacked in the face with a metal pole.
yo, sheila has the best of the worst fire crotch ever! tell that bitch to close her legs, its a firey jungle!

Yo i was mackin on some hotties the other night when this fire crotch came up to me and made me vomit all over.
fire crotch by fabby March 14, 2008

long crotch 

a really skinny person who has a really long crotch area
That bathing suit must be made for a girl with long crotch because the waist is really skinny but its really long.

chippy crotch 

when you are alone in your room eating potatoe chips and you reach into the bag and find a chip folded over that resembles a vagina and you get horny and/ or get a boner.
Damn! i was in my room the other day and found a chippy crotch and got so horny i couldnt feel my penis.
chippy crotch by jack-a-elena April 5, 2009

Donkey Crotch

One whom reeks of a mexican descent, and or breathe smelling like a Shit Smoker!
Man that bitch really has a case of the donkey crotch. She needs to visit the alaskan pipeline!