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lighting crotch

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men
That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show
by Witch rider July 1, 2024
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jizz crotch

The foul, fisy odor resulting from a combination of jizz and sweat that forms around the crotch after poorly cleaning oneself following masturbation or unprotected sex.
Mike: Dude are you carrying tuna in your pocket?
Pete: No I just have mad jizz crotch.
by facepwn March 15, 2014
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long bottom crotch

Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.
Him-- What do you think of these jeans?

Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
by Ivanna play October 19, 2023
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Glowing crotch

When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"
Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing
by DEPDIP May 22, 2017
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Crotch Hex

noun

see also: booty-boss, sex-sway, ladydick-domination, labia-leadership, clit-control

Definition: A term used to describe the seemingly magical and inexplicable control a woman gains over a man after engaging in coitus.
"Charlie can't come out tonight, Lucy is using her crotch hex to keep him home"
by Je77a July 25, 2022
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crotch five

To slap/bump two crotches with each other, like a high five.
He was so aroused that he couldn't help but crotch five her.
by GoAaN October 24, 2012
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Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.
Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.
by Eatmijello July 18, 2018
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