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facebook comedian

a person who seems to have a facebook for the sole purpose of cracking (often unfunny) jokes, usually in others' status updates. in reality, they're just looking for attention in a stupid way, and usually not even a real friend.
User 1: I can't believe that all of my work was lost just now when the power went out.
*facebook comedian likes this*
facebook comedian: I can! ololololol
User 2: *ignores previous post by non-friend comedian* daaaamn dude. i'm sorry that happened to you.
by loligagging April 23, 2011
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1. A justification for behavior that is otherwise harmful, immoral, or in other ways bad for you.

2. The state of being where one is, in fact, strong for when the revolution comes.
1. Smoking makes me strong for when the revolution comes.

2. I am strong for when the revolution comes.
by The Gaunt Man September 8, 2008
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vomit comet

Adoring nickname for the Gravitron ride that shows up at volunteer firemen's carnivals and county fairs. Usually operated by an anti social meth addict, the vomit comet plays grating 80's glam metal very loud to make your ears bleed so you don't notice your stomach unfolding inside out and your funnel cake and coke slamming back into your face a Mach 1.
Dude, no cotton candy before the tilt a whirl, no sausage before the zipper, and no liquids before the vomit comet
by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005
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Comewith

The complete opposite of a comeback.

This takes place accidentally when a person attempts to be smart and witty but fails completely, leaving an awkward silence.

This can be used with an out dated pun, word, or joke; the only big requirement is that the person on the receiving end be confused and silenced by the odd response.

This word comes from the word comeback with the "back" meaning retort. But in the word comewith, the "with" implies that the person attempting to use the retort is just making them look like an even bigger idiot.

This can also happen when someone rambles on and on, or when they repeat exactly what someone has just said.
Example 1:

Alice: Alright, before I sign up for the trip to Spain, I need to know what I'm paying for and how much I'm paying for it. Like plane tickets, ...

Marissa: Yeah, we need to know the final price of round trip plane tickets...

Alice: Hotel room costs, ...

Marissa: Hotel rooms...

Alice: Bus fares, ...

Marissa: Bus fares...

Alice: Why are you repeating exactly what I'm saying? It's not funny. I'm not trying to be funny, and you repeating it isn't making it funny either. It's almost like your idea of being funny is just using a bunch of comewiths.

Example 2:

Mary: Ew, the school lunch today is nasty.

Kelly: What? Really? I like it!

Mary + Amy: *stare*

Kelly: Hahaha! Psych!

Amy: Ugh... Did you really just say 'psych'?

Kelly: Um, yeah?

Mary + Amy: *complete and utter silence*

Kelly: That wasn't a comewith just now, was it?

Mary: Unfortunately, it was. And it was pretty bad, too.
by Molly Rolle June 6, 2009
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comedy fux

A funny movie with a lot of sex in it. Sometimes it might be dramatic at times
Eurotrip is comedy fux, you comedy fuckster

Road Trip was comedy fux but it took itself too seriously at the end with that kid standing up for himself and the main character learning to move on to other girls and having his penis pop out
by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005
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Comet Hyakutake

a spectacular comet that came close to the Earth in early 1996. It was a total surprise for the public so the end-of-the-millenium doomsayers and New Age crackpots couldn't bombard us with their superstitious bullshit. It was visible to the unaided eye and was "something to talk about" in the office and computer lab. It sported an unusually long tail. A thrill. Mere months after the comet's appearance, Comet Hale-Bopp graced our skies.
Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.
Comet Hyakutake got a lot of attention when it passed near Earth in the spring of 1996.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 4, 2006
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