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Comewith

The complete opposite of a comeback.

This takes place accidentally when a person attempts to be smart and witty but fails completely, leaving an awkward silence.

This can be used with an out dated pun, word, or joke; the only big requirement is that the person on the receiving end be confused and silenced by the odd response.

This word comes from the word comeback with the "back" meaning retort. But in the word comewith, the "with" implies that the person attempting to use the retort is just making them look like an even bigger idiot.

This can also happen when someone rambles on and on, or when they repeat exactly what someone has just said.
Example 1:

Alice: Alright, before I sign up for the trip to Spain, I need to know what I'm paying for and how much I'm paying for it. Like plane tickets, ...

Marissa: Yeah, we need to know the final price of round trip plane tickets...

Alice: Hotel room costs, ...

Marissa: Hotel rooms...

Alice: Bus fares, ...

Marissa: Bus fares...

Alice: Why are you repeating exactly what I'm saying? It's not funny. I'm not trying to be funny, and you repeating it isn't making it funny either. It's almost like your idea of being funny is just using a bunch of comewiths.

Example 2:

Mary: Ew, the school lunch today is nasty.

Kelly: What? Really? I like it!

Mary + Amy: *stare*

Kelly: Hahaha! Psych!

Amy: Ugh... Did you really just say 'psych'?

Kelly: Um, yeah?

Mary + Amy: *complete and utter silence*

Kelly: That wasn't a comewith just now, was it?

Mary: Unfortunately, it was. And it was pretty bad, too.
by Molly Rolle June 6, 2009
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Does that come with a blowjob?

One's reaction to an over-priced product.
Store Clerk:Your new starter is gonna be $512.67 +Tax.

Customer: Wow, thats expensive! Does that come with a blowjob?
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Do fries come with that shake?

Basically saying that someone has a big rear end (behind, booty, hiny, etc.)

This saying is comparing the persons ASS to FRIES AND A SHAKE from a restaurant! booty behind
Hey Melissa! Do fries come with that shake???
by Definition guy from GEORGIA September 3, 2016
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When a female think you gone eat her pussy but you not that other nigga so you tell her to have her bf or husband do it before she come see you
Her: I’m on my way to come see you.

Him: Make sure you come with your pussy ate already
by Sleezy Breezy June 26, 2019
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come with me guys

a common phrase said by snake gods/bus drivers in order to make them be followed . often used with a gesture which includes placing index fingers on temples and making snake movements
everyones fave bus driver that likes to say come with me guys
by coleslaw player January 15, 2009
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Comeithlyingabled

With the ability to have had been comithly coming.
(past tense)
Little Benny had been comeithlyingabled when he had been freed from his captivity.
by Clovenshepard Original October 3, 2022
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Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry
Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry
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