Cock shrivelege

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

by Aznlover May 21, 2006

cock-sweeper

a moustache of the variety found on gay men in the 1980s.

My, Herb has such a leafy cock-sweeper!

by dorham May 26, 2006

Sledge Cock

An extraordinarily large penis.

I only buy underwear online because if I go to the store I'm forced to stare at a picture of some sledge cock douche bag on each package, which is not how I want to spend a hungover early Saturday afternoon.

by Shamit Guha July 13, 2007

cock cave

when a man is so obese, there is a fat roll that hangs over the cock when it is limp, therefore looking like a cave.

Damn, I couldnt find Frankies dick in the cock cave!

by Evil Juggalette January 31, 2008

yeast cock

A guy's cock that has banged a vagina with yeast infection.

Oh man! I banged Sexie Lexie when she had a yeast infection and now my dick is red! I gots yeast cock! I'm allergic to yeast!

by bread baker May 16, 2008

gobbling cock

1. v. the act of eating dick
2. n. the male form of a cross-breed between turkey and chicken

1. That girl/guy just LOVES to gobble cock!
2. Just look at the plumage on that gobbling cock!

by Adam Novak February 23, 2009

charlie cock

Violently slamming ones member into another person with the intent of causing bruising and temporary paralysis.

After taking that little purple pill, Bob went on a charlie cocking rampage.

by Broncos fans March 22, 2009