jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019

Corona Condom

What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.

I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.

No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.

by LuluBleu April 13, 2020

sexy condom

sexy condom is when your mother beats you up so hard you start having sex with your condom

Tobi: yo wassup getrenv
Getrenv: hello sexy condom ;)
Barney: I just peak into my sister's room ;)

by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020

Cherry Condom

One day in grade 5 a boy brought a bag full of cherry flavored condoms to school, he thought it was his lunch. He put a condom over the water fountain and it was never used until the next year

Shrek: is that a cherry condom donkeee
Donkey: yahh it is
Shrek: can I suck you with it on?
Donkey:ohh yes

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Crispy Concords

A YouTube channel people watch to see his girlfriend Kate, Crispy is fond of calling his twitch viewers simps when Kate comes onto stream

Hey did you see that Crispy Concords video last night
No I did not why
Dont Kate wasn't in the video its garbage

by UnknownCh33ms January 22, 2021

Corona Condom

A face mask, designed to protect people from contracting and spreading the SARS-CoV-, the main cause of COVID-19. Usually protested by people who think the virus is a hoax (See: Karen, Republican, anti-vaxxer)

Ah, crap...i can't go into the store. I forgot my Corona condom!
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.

by SomePerson100000 December 30, 2020

cheesy condog

Smells a lot like cheese, makes his friends buy air fresheners for their car because his cheese stench is so strong it doesn’t go away

Oh Connor smells like cheese he’s cheesy Condog
Cheesy Con dog- named Connor smells like cheese

by ConnorEhater January 2, 2021