Bedroom Beef

Your dick or vagina, your genitals.

Hol up, imma whip out my bedroom beef after work with that Austrian hoe.

by El ritardo July 30, 2018

Beef O'Brady

Where a woman puts a beefstick all the way up her ass, and then proceeds to poop it out while another person takes bites from it as it appears.

Last night, my wife came home with a Slim Jim and we did a Beef O'Brady.

by Darkearwig August 31, 2017

Beef Stroganoff

Pouring copious amounts of lubricant on the vagina lips and instead of fucking the vagina you fuck the pussy lips vertically until ejaculation is reached.

"Hey girl, I'm going to give you that beef stroganoff tonight"

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022

Beef carpaccio

Based on the cooking technique of carpaccio.

During sexual intercourse, you place a plastic bag over your lovers face and punch them repeatedly (can also be accomplished with a hammer for authenticity). Make sure the bag has holes to ensure access to oxygen.

This can be seen as the inverse of the donkey punch.

Jody: WOW! Sarah, where did you get all those bruises?
Sarah: Oh, last night was Joe's birthday, so while we were in bed I let him give me the beef carpaccio.
Jody: You guys are really in love, huh?
Sarah: We are.

by Wolfgang Moosecock November 25, 2009

italian beef

muscular, sexy, hariy italian man.

there was a lot of italian beef at the beach.

by yankee stroodle May 16, 2009

beef bar

an inplement used to hit people with.

i pulled out my beef bar and smacked him over the head

by bigspuds July 7, 2006

Roast beef

When a lady has a roast beef pussy

That girls pussy looks like roast beef

by Roast beef pussy November 30, 2020