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Jew-top

A person who has a fake fro, a giant nose, and short arms, and their chin looks like balls.This person will often break their nose when they run into a wall with a boner.Person will respond to megasoreass as well.This man farts out used condoms.
Ryan: Yo whats the name for this homo?

Buddy: I believe he would be referred to as Jew-top.
by Harden5 May 1, 2013
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jew spindles

cd containers that have been blessed by a rabbi
I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.
by Unavoidable Farts January 18, 2010
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Jew goal

When Abdirahman thinks every goal is a Jew goal
"Mahad which synagogue do you attend? Rabbi Wenger would be proud of that Jew goal"
by Blackty December 4, 2020
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Jeremy Jew

An average Jewish person. Usually is offended by the slightest things.
by whatsupdonaldduck July 14, 2016
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Jew gun

The 'Jew gun' is a derogative nickname attributed to the antique 'Gewehr model 1888' bolt-action rifle produced in Germany in the late 1800s. Antisemitic newspapers blamed Jewish factory owners for the gun's initial defects and problems using smokeless gun powder (which was also believed to be the act of Jewish industrialists). The Gewehr M88 (or 'G.88') was referred to by the German press and segments of the public as the 'Jew gun'.
Ludwig Loewe and Company continue to produce the defective 'Jew Gun', betraying our troops and their ability to fight.
by Tiewaz May 21, 2017
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Fat Jewing

The act of shamelessly stealing jokes, ideas, concepts or styles from another person and passing them off as your own for personal and financial gain.
Brendon: "Josh consistently posts the funniest and most original things on his Twitter account."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."
by Burcha The Guy January 8, 2016
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Web Jew

People who use the most ungodly combination of coupon codes, promotional codes, rewards programs, frequent shopper rewards, and mail-in rebates to get maximum amounts of free shit.
1: I just bought printer cartridges, through upromise to pay off my student loans, plus got reward points, plus got 20% off and free shipping.
2: Web Jew
by jn45 June 6, 2010
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