Zoosexual

A way for perverts to justify mistreating animals

You aren't a "Zoosexual", you're an abuser of animals

by queen_azure August 25, 2017

Zoonecrophilia

The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.

I engaged in zoonecrophilia with my dead dog.

by N.A.P July 12, 2006

zooendoeurothophobia

Fear of having a foreign object, most typically an animal, enter the vagina without the permission or knowledge of the girl. This fear prevents sexual intercourse in a body of water, since that is the most likely activity to allow a "Zooendoeurothophobia" incident to occur.

zooendoeurothophobia: Sex in a lake and a tadpole swims up your v-jay-jay.

by zooendoeurothophobic June 15, 2009

Zoodely Doodely

Where a guy gives a girl a cream pie and then proceeds to motorboat her vagina. Made famous by the musical, "Crazy For You."

Wow, that zoodely doodely I just gave was sick... and I liked it.

by QT_PIE123 October 7, 2009

zooper

a ship created to represent the love and bond between cooper stout and zoe (whose surname shall remain unknown for security reasons).the ship was made by the legendary group chat 'uh oh stinky' and will never be forgotten.

the ship has been acknowledged and approved by both cooper's father, alex stout, and his bandmate, ryan lofthouse.

"omg have you been invited to the zooper wedding"
"no but i hear its going to be the wedding of the century!"

by uhohstinkygc December 23, 2019

zoger

a person whos physical attributes can not be seen while they wear clothes.

she looked hot in that mini skirt, but one that was off she looked like a total zoger

by the chester June 8, 2004

Zooked

Commonly used to describe someone who is high due to marijuana use, zooked is interpreted differently from region to region.

In some Toronto neighborhoods, zooked is described as the feeling after the high, when you are tired, and almost completely out of energy. In most cases, the higher you are, the more energy you will lack later.

"Fam, I'm soooo zooked I can't even stand up"

"Yo I shouldn't have even smoked that 3g spliff to the face, manz got high but I'm too zooked right now"

by Tdot Flight 43 November 25, 2019