zebra jailbreak

A zebra in this case, is an NFL referee or referees who have thrown yellow flags excessively during a football game. So, a zebra jailbreak involves questionable calls occurring frequently during a game, slowing the game itself to a crawl, and the phrase is used by a fan to describe his fury with the referees.

I can't believe it! That's the third holding call in a row! It's a zebra jailbreak!

by UCSteve September 18, 2016

Zebra sex

When opposite races have sexual intercourse.

(White man) "Bro, I'm going to hook up with an Asian chick this weekend, zebra sex is so much more exotic than standard sex. "

by JC-Mcfresh December 7, 2016

zebra crossing

A large number of zebras that kill people who attempt to prove that black is white. Usually after proving the non-existence of God with a strange fish.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

by Intelligence001 January 13, 2019

Zebra cake

The act where the female defecates and the male jizzes on it

Man that zebra cake left a mess

by nikiomgee16 July 4, 2020

Zebra stew

The act of breeding an athletic black male with a petite white female of highly attractive origins to produce a child with extremely gifted athletic abilities and top tier attractiveness.

Steph curry is a direct product of zebra stew.

by Joe Allen likes men (sexually) December 19, 2020

Zebrashits

A unit of power. Used to show an object or beings power output. A zebrashit is the amount of energy used when a zebra takes a shit. (1 horsepower is 0.5 Zebrashits).
A Zebrashit is converted from horsepower by multiplying the horsepower by 0.5.

Chad: My 6.0L V12 produces 375 Zebrashits.
Brad: I like men

by Tommy Smithsonian April 13, 2022

Zebras

Zebras apparently live in the jungle according to "Darwin" Darya Juan Diego.

"Zebras are stripped and live with mowgli"

by skull emoji April 21, 2022