Zedda

A zedda/zeddar/zedder/zed/Z3DD4 is a very complex species...
1. First of the way they type using CAPITALS, NUMB3R5, Using Underscores inbetween words, ending a sentance with the classic double dot x (..x) and using to "i's" together like "0MG_4iiM3_iiM_JUST_S00_C00L_H3H3H3H3..x" and which makes this illegible, zeddas are everywhere, beware children..

2. The e-dating, OMG, the e-dating isn't that digusting... If you don't know what e-dating is its dating people on the internet like CH4RLii_4ND_B3XXii_43VA..x
No, it's not going to be for 'forever' more like hmmm, a couple of days, until he/she E-DATES. Crisis, the zeddar will look for another of their kind using their call 'H3LP_H3LP_H3LP..x'

3. Where to find these 'zedda's' well, everywhere on the internet, bebo, facebook, myspace, habbo, anything social.. they'll be there I'm warning you... look out.

Amy: 0_3333MMM_G3333_Y0ULL_N3V3R_GU3SS_WH4T_ViiCKii_S4iiD_T0_BR3T..x

Oscar: 0_3333MMM_G3333_WH4T?!?!?..x

Amy: WiiLL_Y0U_3-M4RRY_M3_H0W_SW33T..x

Oscar:3333333K_TH4TS_4M4ZING_H3H3..x

Me: Wtf. What a bunch of zedda nobs.

by Cowfa April 2, 2009

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Zedjealous

"Zedjealous" or "zealous jealous" is a phrase used to describe a person showing an irrational disliking something because they are jealous of it.

This could be the dislike of a person because of their advantages or achievements, or an object if the jealous individual wishes they had the foresight or means to obtain it.

Zedjealous people often have so little to look forward to in their own lives that they show irrational hatred towards those that do. - Zedjealous people are otherwise known as sad little bastards.

Rob: "Your car is shit!"

Clive: "Got a reason?"

Rob: "You're gay!"

Clive: "Zedjealous bitch!" *walks away*

by Bobsux August 7, 2010

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Mao Zedong Express

A sexual position, held for an extended period of time, in which a bound sexual partner will perform fellatio upon a partner wearing a cockring, ensuring that the intercourse will last for an inordinate amount of time, with no payoff.

"Bitch was being a major cocktease, so I put her on the Mao Zedong Express."

by Mikhail "Fail" Bakunin February 18, 2018

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Pulling a Zedy

Forgetting to use Righteous fury before pulling a boss.

That fail ass paladin just pulled a zedy..." or "I didn't use RF so i was Pulling a Zedy

by Silverfx11 June 7, 2010

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mao zedong

1. n. Vile, evil ruler of China from the end of WWII to the early 1970's. Killed millions of his own people with forced collectivization of agriculture, the "Great Leap Forward," and most of all with the power-restoration maneuver resulting from the famine created by Great Leap Forward known as the "Cultural Revolution." Faclitated a transfer of power to a group of even more evil people called the Gang of Four that included his wife. The tyrant can be considered on equal footing with the next definition.

2. n. The excrement of Microtus pennsylvanicus. You guessed it, its "mousie dung."

An example of Mao Zedong's thinking can be taken from his book, "The Wit and Wisdom of Chairman Mao," where he writes, "Politics comes out of the barrel of a gun."

by Dan Weyandt January 6, 2008

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