yoga-spouse

A married woman or man who does not have to work to help his/her family financially survive. He/she may choose to work part-time or full-time but does so from a hobbyist point of view. He/she may enter and leave the workforce on a whim.

Even though a yoga-spouse may or may not be a parent, he/she is a care-free individual who has sufficient time to workout or socialize whenever he/she pleases. Financial burdens are far from his/her purview.
Amy quit her stressful job to spend more time at yoga class and socialize with her friends thus becoming a yoga-spouse.
by greenstreets March 17, 2020
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yoga totals

Idk I just typed in random words but
Points
I made this definition from the top of my head sorry if this isn't what it means
Emily: hey Rebecca how was the candy crush yoga totals?
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores
by green is the best color August 07, 2022
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rectal yoga

The act of recovering your rectal shape after a severe session of bummage
"god last night made me scream, i spent all this morning doing my rectal yoga"
by Ivanbs January 31, 2007
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impact yoga

Code for sex
Girlfriend: ok babe I’m off to my impact yoga
Boyfriend: ok be careful this time hun you had bruises from the last time
by HigherPrimate December 12, 2020
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Tushy yoga

The Yiddish word for a person's privates is tush /or tushy for a light hearted twist. Masturbation can be uncomfortable to talk about so one family have been known to refer to it sensitively as tushy yoga.
Mum: What are you doing Rivky? 3 year old Rivky: I'm doing tushy yoga Mum: stop that right now
by Samantha100 June 11, 2018
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Yoga ite

Fella who loves spandex and loves to express his body
Once a stiff nucklehead the yoga ite feels the freedom of wearing tights and reaching his potential
by Thor0369 December 15, 2016
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yoga prom

Yoga Prom is the blending of athlesiure wear, perfectly curled hair, & a full face of make-up.
Rachel was full yoga prom at Starbucks this morning.
by Ginger Cottage September 30, 2017
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