yard cigar

A dog turd. In the yard or on the street.

Wow check out that yard cigar! Someone had something to celebrate, they sucked the colour out of it and it's white to the roach!

by skemes April 1, 2012

lay a yard of dick

Annihilate or obliterate sexually; fuck really hard.

The second you get home, I'm gonna lay a yard of dick on you!

God, that girl was hot. I wanna lay a yard of dick on that ass.

by B-cat82 June 5, 2010

Whole nine yards

Phrase equivalent to "Everything that is available." Has nothing to do with football. In fact, the phrase comes from the fact that fighter planes are equipped with belt-fed machine guns. When the belts are laid out before loading, they measure nine yards in length. If a pilot were to empty his plane's guns into a target, he'd be giving it the "whole nine yards."

I bought the TV, the home theater system... The whole nine yards.

by Angel Panties December 16, 2003

Yardrobe

The towel, assessory, or clothing one wears in the yard instead of putting on clothing.. Usually means wrapping a towel around you instead of putting on clothes...

My wife wrapped a towel around her waist as her yardrobe to get something from the car...

by Polodad January 18, 2010

yard biscuit

Yard biscuit- a rock (n.)

typically any normal "chucking" sized rock found in the yard. Helps to remove unwanted folk from around your damn house. Yard biscuits can be found in every yard in America.

"Get the fuck outta hea!"..

"Stop spinning those tires! You're throwing YARD BISCUITS!"

by goferitgirl December 19, 2016

garbage yards

In football yards that come in junk time when a team is losing by a lot of points late in a game and has no chance to comeback. This is because the team that is winning plays prevent so anything short is wide open. These yards mean nothing to the game and just pad stats.

person 1:"Wow that quarterback had 400 yards passing what a day"

Person 2: " his team lost 48-24 those yards came in junk time when the game was all ready decided. They were garbage yards."

by cghjsdbbhdccvbnjfdgnnnkm November 1, 2013

yardening

Useful building or maintenance activities that occur in your yard.

Ibought the lumber and I plan to spend the day yardening.

by gnostic1 June 10, 2010