Whackerbating

Masturbation when you are totally stoned or high. Preferably done alone in private sessions or in the bathroom.

Guy 1: "Man I'm so high! Want to get something to eat?"
Guy 2: "No dude, I'm feeling a bit tripped out. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
Guy 1: "Okay dude, have fun Whackerbating"

by assparade69'69 March 30, 2011

Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.

"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"

by WheedWhacker23 November 2, 2015

pasty whacker

Term used to describe a fat person or a wanker.

"Tim, put down that burger you pasty whacker!"

by ThatGuyHelm October 14, 2016

Weed Whacker

A person (usually male) who tends to masturbate after smoking marijuana

I turn into a Weed Whacker after smoking pot

by Mikey69Scmitty May 23, 2018

doodle whacker

a) the art of 'wanking'

b) an insult

Steffehh: OI BITCH!
Bitch: WHAT?
Steffehh: YOUR A DOODLE WHACKER..
(silence)
Steffehh: YOU ALSO SUCK!
Bitch: .... *CRIES*

by S t e f f e h . T e h . S h e x November 12, 2007

tally-whacker

1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation

Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!

by Ryan May 6, 2004

whackers

wireless hackers.
also refered to as 'wibos', or wireless hobos, and hahaha..digital pathogens!

whackers fuck your richo mother, kid! no, not just that ..they can fuck your comp and that BlueTooth cellie you think no one can ave ..(shit! thank gawd i'm a technophobe..).

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006