whacked

demented; not right in the head

When someone says the same thing to you ten times they're whacked.

by Jessica May 13, 2005

Weed Whacking

(n) A person who whacks off with one hand and holds a bong, bowl, or other form of marijuana smoking paraphernalia in the other, releasing their dick only to light or repack.

Dude, I was weed whacking for 9 hours today. It was brutal.

by Ben Franklin's Dick August 5, 2009

whacked off

A drug term used in New Zealand, meaning "messed up on drugs."

Oh man, we were whacked off last night!

by Conchord August 25, 2007

Whacking the Donkey

Apparently what the guy from "Overboard" did when Goldie Hawn was gone from him thinking she was someone else's mother and wife. Yeah, we don't get it either.

As Goldie Hawn tries to leave her mean husband--

Mean husband: I'm desired by many women! Do you know what I've been doing while you were gone? Whacking the donkey with painted ladies!

by painteddonkeywhackerladie August 24, 2009

whack your pud

To whack your pud is to choke the chicken, beat the meat, polish the pole, playing with your magic johnson, arm aerobics, bashing the bishop, be your own best friend, check the plumbing, shoot the sheriff, dilly with the willy, drain the sea monster, firing your musket, evacuating tatooine, spank the donkey, to wank, jack off, jerk it, yank it, pull it, eating grapes with a one-armed man, or masturbate.

"You can whack your friends, you can whack your pud, but you can't whack your friend's pud."
-- T. Saldanha

by CherryBom April 28, 2010

whacked

When someone is killed by someone else

Vito was jus whacked!

by Jim April 15, 2005

Whack

the sound that a whip makes.

~:***Whack!!!***:~
"Get back to work!"

mush mush *Whack* mush *Whack*

by WordRepoMan April 5, 2013