whatever

verb.

To be maximally disrespectful in reply to someone else's comment––under the guise of disaffectation, ennui, apathy.

x: Whoa. Did you just WHATEVER me?
y: Whatever. No! Like, it means nothing, you know?.
x: No. You whatevered me, asshole. You are totally fired.

by escuchon May 19, 2008

whatever flips your ship

A clever play off of "Whatever floats your boat."
Used as a reply to a ludicrous sounding idea or statement.

"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get some popcorn."
"Whatever floats your boat."

"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go nuke your goldfish in the microwave."
"Whatever flips your ship."

by JasmineOfAgrabah January 30, 2010

whatever toasts your bagel

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.

Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."

by Alexandra(: May 8, 2010

whatever dad

dad is right

father points out a fact to child and child responds with "whatever dad"

by Texas dad September 9, 2010

whatever

A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy. A dire warning concerning the future of America.

Teacher: Who was Plato?
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

It's whatever

A phrase used by teenage girls to make you think she's okay or doesn't care, but in reality is highly worked up over something.
**Similar to I'm fine

Boy: "I'm really sorry babe, I didn't mean it."
Girl: "It's whatever, okay? I don't care."

by Lovely & Depressed April 13, 2017

whatever

Word all too often used by Americans to connotate a feeling of apathy. The fact that it's used in almost every sentence is not as alarming to many as it should be.

"They bombed a foreign nation without cable TV. Millions died."
"Whatever. They're making another Temptation Island."
"Sweet."

by Asshole October 6, 2003