Weasel Wardancer

A fucking dumb blonde who thinks she can tell everyone what to do

by SubZero20 October 25, 2003

Weasel in my meatsafe

A Weasel in My Meatsafe is an autobiographical book by One Man and His Dog presenter Phil Drabble.

A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.

Michelle - "You're looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. What's the deal?"

Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"

by Dirty Animals November 5, 2009

weasel-tastic

of or pertaining to weasel like godliness

molly and dylan are fuckin weasel-tastic

by molly and dylan April 28, 2008

Weasel Brow

Extremely hairy eyebrows that should be waxed ASAP.

"I was supposed to go on a date with Carson but I have some major Weasel Brow and have to get a wax first."

by White Cheddah February 3, 2010

Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010

Weasel-toss

The act of placing used toilet paper wipes around the perimeter of the toilet bowl so that the poop is not obstructed and can be photographed and sent to friends, or foes.

Thanks to the weasel-toss technique, Nicholas Cage was able to send a high quality video of his turd to his favorite uncle via SnapChat.

by SEABROOKSY3 March 7, 2015

Weasel Fap

The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.

I hate to weasel fap when I'm on holidays... Like the fuck ???

by IkilledMuffasa!!! August 18, 2015