Language designed to sound like something without actually saying anything... Deliberately so ambiguous or watered-down as to be essentially meaningless.
by Honor May 13, 2005
Get the weasel words mug.A city employee whose only function is to generate revenue for the city by handing out parking tickets for such ridiculous offenses as "not turning your wheels to the curb when parked on a hill", "no front license plate", or "meter violations when you haven't stepped out of your car yet to feed the meter".
They are often seen hovering around "no parking after 5PM" zones at 4:57PM.
They are often seen hovering around "no parking after 5PM" zones at 4:57PM.
Attention party guests, if you parked on the hill, please make sure you turned your wheels to the curb, we have a bad problem with parking weasels.
by geedavee June 16, 2010
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Person 1:I roped that weasel so much last night it became numb.
Person 2: Dudeeee Roping The Weasel, classsic
Person 2: Dudeeee Roping The Weasel, classsic
by $ The Wealthy Possum Hunter $ October 2, 2010
Get the Roping The Weasel mug.•A guy, Gollum like in nature.
•Someone, who usually motivated by their own underwhelming penis, is always trying to profit in one way or another.
•A guy who would steal jewellery from an open casket.
•A dick who excels at being a dick.
•Someone, who usually motivated by their own underwhelming penis, is always trying to profit in one way or another.
•A guy who would steal jewellery from an open casket.
•A dick who excels at being a dick.
by crosscomox December 20, 2013
Get the turbo weasel mug.When the girl's on top (reverse cowgirl) and you form your hand in the shape of a weasel's head and burrow it into her asshole saying, "Pop goes the Weasel!"
by _Smit July 31, 2011
Get the grouchy weasel mug.Someone who sells on Ebay but always charges waaaaay too much for shipping because that's how they make their profits without having to pay Ebay so much.
I nearly bought a replacement Ipod on Ebay the other day but the shipping weasel wanted $45 to send it.
by Johnny Huh October 14, 2005
Get the Shipping Weasel mug.It is the apex predator of Arvada, Colorado. It has the strength of ten raccoons, the length of a vespa scooter, the height of a fire hydrants, and the eyes of a demon long dead (just red). It is rarer than big foot, chupacabra, and an affordable housing with a view of the mountains.
by TheLasso May 16, 2019
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