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Vomit Whiff 

A brief gust of vile, stench ridden exhale from a problem drunk, causing immediate consideration of severing all ties, especially if subject responsible is close family/significant other.
Bob walked past me this morning, after another of his happy-hour-turned-all-nighters, and I got hit with a horrible vomit whiff.. I told him I needed time apart, permanently, through the bathroom door. I think he was puking again tho, so I just left.
Vomit Whiff by Urb Snake March 17, 2023
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Vomit Muse 

When nausea has reached the point that you would rather throw up than not, a vomit muse is the food you think about to induce vomiting.
1: I was nauseous for so long that I decided to make myself puke to get it over with.
2: Shoved a finger down your throat?
3: No, I had McRib earlier in the day, so I just thought about that.
4: The McRib is your vomit muse.

Vomit Bidet 

When one person squats over another who is laying on their back and farts into their mouth until the person laying on their back projectile vomits into the squatting persons asshole
I ate so much broccoli today i cant wait for you to give me a vomit bidet from my farts.
Vomit Bidet by skoolbuss February 3, 2024

Vomit bottom 

Someone who's got a bad case of the runs(diarrhoea)
Last nights chilli beans gave me vomit bottom
Vomit bottom by BoogaBj January 20, 2025

Vomit comet 

In Chicagoland, the nickname for the South Shore Line commuter rail service between South Bend, Indiana and Chicago. The name comes from the orange livery, which some consider ugly.
I'll be late, the vomit comet broke down again.

My sheltered roommate at Notre Dame thought I was suicidal taking the vomit comet to visit my parents in Chicago because his family only ever watched Fox News.
Vomit comet by Paul Allen's card August 19, 2025

Tactical Vomit

the point in a night of heavy drinking where one forces themselves or chooses to throw up in order feel well enough to continue drinking and keep up with the nights festivities
-usually done after large amounts of drinking for example finishing a case in a night followed by several shots
done at least once in every college students life
Drunk Friend 1: "I feel like shit. No one should ever drink this much"
Drunk Friend 2: "Go take a tactical vomit so we can go to the bars and keep drinking cuz our night is not ending here."