Vancing

To have sexual intercourse with a couch.

"I came home and found Billy Vancing with our new loveseat! We're gonna need some Scotch guard"

by UrPalBrgs July 24, 2024

Vance

Noun. A severe penile abrasion, esp. one gained during unprotected sexual intercourse with a couch.

Man, I got such a bad vance the other night that my doctor told me I had to lay off the love seat for a whole week.

by Apsis July 26, 2024

Mag Vanc

A normal person, with a twist. The person probably has a mental disease or some kind of brain-fart. He is surrounded by women, but not women that you can kiss with, but women in the family. People normally hate him, and he is very annoying.

GUY#1 Omg, here comes John. He is suck a Mag Vanc

GUY #2 You always need to win an argument, you're such a Mag Vanc

by Kim Anders3n December 5, 2016

Vancing

The act of having romantic relations with upholstered seating such as couches or loveseats.

I heard that JD guy was caught Vancing

by JouleAeria October 11, 2024

Vancing

A name for guys fucking things that aren’t meant to be fucked. e.g. couches, loveseats, chairs, food, railings

After having to dispose of multiple jizz-stained couches after his last visit, the hotel where the Vice President was staying preemptively removed all the couches and love seats from his and neighboring suites out of fear that once again the VP would spend his free time vancing the furniture.

by Alkylidyne July 8, 2025

Vancing

The action of sticking your penis in between the cushions of a couch

I had to replace my new couch after I caught my roommate Vancing it.

by burningviolins August 10, 2024

Vance

When a colleague just randomly enters the conversation with a nonsensical statement.

JD was a total Vance today. He accused Zander in person of starting a fight with Victor when visiting Zander in hospital and then started yelling for Zander to apologise while Victor was next door having his broken hand treated.

by OZRA April 3, 2025