To have sexual intercourse with a couch.
by UrPalBrgs July 24, 2024
Get the Vancingmug. Man, I got such a bad vance the other night that my doctor told me I had to lay off the love seat for a whole week.
by Apsis July 26, 2024
Get the Vancemug. A normal person, with a twist. The person probably has a mental disease or some kind of brain-fart. He is surrounded by women, but not women that you can kiss with, but women in the family. People normally hate him, and he is very annoying.
GUY#1 Omg, here comes John. He is suck a Mag Vanc
GUY #2 You always need to win an argument, you're such a Mag Vanc
GUY #2 You always need to win an argument, you're such a Mag Vanc
by Kim Anders3n December 5, 2016
Get the Mag Vancmug. by JouleAeria October 11, 2024
Get the Vancingmug. A name for guys fucking things that aren’t meant to be fucked. e.g. couches, loveseats, chairs, food, railings
After having to dispose of multiple jizz-stained couches after his last visit, the hotel where the Vice President was staying preemptively removed all the couches and love seats from his and neighboring suites out of fear that once again the VP would spend his free time vancing the furniture.
by Alkylidyne July 8, 2025
Get the Vancingmug. by burningviolins August 10, 2024
Get the Vancingmug. JD was a total Vance today. He accused Zander in person of starting a fight with Victor when visiting Zander in hospital and then started yelling for Zander to apologise while Victor was next door having his broken hand treated.
by OZRA April 3, 2025
Get the Vancemug.