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jd Vance lawn sign

An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.
Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.
by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024
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Doing a Vance

When you have sex with an inside out latex glove shoved between 2 couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy"
My friend is into some weird shit. He told me he was Doing a Vance last night.
by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024
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B. Vance

A verb that describes the act of being asshole towards everybody and get warned every 5 seconds.
Hey, stop B.Vanceing yourself. You've already got 5 administrator warnings, you don't wanna Luper yourself.

This is also known as being a B. Vance
by actuallyB.Vance November 22, 2018
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Vance

Vance (verb): To have carnal relations with an inanimate object, particularly furniture such as a couch or sectional.
I wouldn't sit there - John just vanced that chair.

Oh my God Becky, that guy is vancing in the Ikea showroom!

Bob, that couch is dead sexy. I want to vance it.
by MIR482 July 27, 2024
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Vance

A somewhat sexy man with an absolute dumper. Big ass sci fye nerd and does the weirdest shit in public.
Vance why did you do that?
by Getfix the conquer November 17, 2022
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Vanced

When someone suddenly dies after meeting the vice president.
That guy was old, but in pretty good shape and he dropped dead after meeting the vice president. Dude got Vanced.
by Pleasant Wolf May 19, 2025
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DeAngelo dominic vance

A sexy darkskin king. And this also mean u have alots if confidence
by Wockstarde July 21, 2022
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