val's cousin

the coolest most awesomest discordian to ever exist in the world. stayed in a vc for 94 days for grail juice wrld song "no hands" and was a top 50 trovian before his untimely ban.

wow i love val's cousin

by xignotic April 14, 2025

Val haze

When you wake up after taking a Valium and you immediately need caffeine.

Bro I ate so much last night. Then I woke up at 12pm. I need a coffee to get me out of this Val haze.

by Powskipoo October 7, 2023

Val

Every STD known to man. He is the guy to search up Hentai on the school computer. He will send you anime jokes and try to make you laugh.

Val did it again.

by BeanosSlayer October 19, 2019

Val

By a car, love it for a week then hate it immediately and then trade it in within a week of owning it for something else.
Professionals would typically do this with a BMW M2 or M3 but it may be done with any other vehicle.

I just haven't done a 'Val' yet.

by LASS3 February 19, 2024

Val

Val is an AWESOME person! Amazing, coolest, even.
Happily dating Moe!!
i could give it a lot of titles but i think theres too much
hes so amazing
XE GAVE ME 25 CREDITS,, WOOO
-lify

Val is so coolest!
Mhmm!

by unathegreat April 29, 2022

Val Kilmer

When you write a screenplay so good it blinds your eyes for a second.

This guy wrote a screenplay so good, it's a Val Kilmer.

by Kmanisles May 21, 2025

Val

Could be an abbreviation of ‘Valarie’ or ‘Valerie’ or maybe just ‘val’ in general, they’re overall kind and caring but protective when they need to be. Val can seem confident and extroverted, but that’s because of their need to be seen as a hero

Person1: oh I’m seeing my gf tonight

Person2: that’s nice, what is her name?
Person1:val
Person2:lucky you, you should keep her!

by Cat enjoyer :) January 23, 2022