Timberli

WILDCARD!!!!! F'REALLLL IS IN THE MF HOUSE. SHE KEEPS IT 100 RNS AND DEMANDS THE SAME IN RETURN. SHE FALLS HARD AND LOVES EVEN HARDER. YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH THIS ONE. SHE MAY BITE!!

That timberli is one down ads beeotch.

by F'real May 26, 2015

Timberland high school

a school where you can learn how to train your emo

that’s all

girl: i go to timberland high school
boy: you emo as fuck

by girlwhodoesnotgototimberland August 26, 2021

timbered

Wen you take that hit that fuks u up and every hit after you cant stop coughing. Wen you get blazed

You just got fuckin timbered!

by ganjalover21 June 24, 2010

limber timber

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.

Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.

by rubtwostix October 18, 2011

shiver me timbers

Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"

Well shiver me timbers, that wench is makin' my zemmiphobia flair up, yarrrg!!!

by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006

Timber Rattler

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.

"My girlfriend was mouthing off so I gave her the ol' Timber Rattler"

by Corey Trevor May 16, 2006

shizzle me timbers

Variation of shiver me timbers, the pirate phrase meaning "shake my bones." An expression of mild shock. The kind of thing you'd say if your dad stood on the table in the middle of your local Chinese restaurant and whipped out his tackle.

Person A: "I'VE WON THE LOTTERY!!"
Person B: "Shizzle me timbers, really?"

by Steezy20 December 27, 2008