Twit-Shitting

The act of Twittering whilst on the toilet.

Hey guys, I'm totally twit-shitting.

Twit-Shitting by nicko236 April 5, 2009

Twit Twitching 

When you have tweeting withdrawal due to being occupied by something like being at work, on an airplane, or somewhere you cant get on the internet...

(Shaking) OMG!!! The internet went out and I've missed 75 tweets in the last 3 minutes... Im twit twitching.

Twit Twitching by Dj Jazzy Jess & Snoopy December 14, 2009

Twit Pic Fake Out 

When you scroll down your twitter timeline and see a very attractive person's "twit pic" and you click on their profile to get a better look at them, to come to find that they are not as "Attractive" as they looked from your timeline.

Boy 1 (on twitter): Oh wow she's kinda cute.
Boy 2: Yeah she looks halfway decent.
Boy 1 *clicks on profile*: Twit pic fake out.

Twit Pic Fake Out by Skillett1121 July 12, 2012

Twit-ass 

to be on your own level.. when your not stupid drunk but your over tipsy, and buzzed.

1. you probably did a lil trip or stumble off some dumb shit and people think your wasted and the sober person goes "haa your drunk!" and you reply "nah bitch im Twit-ass im good"

2. its also a good word to share with your friends/crew on the low to inform them that your on your level. Like one of your home boys/girls would look at you while your sipping on something and you say "yea im Twit-ass"

Twit-ass by Noa De La Rosa March 31, 2011

Twit Twat 

Defines those that use twitter in every aspect of their lives, endlessly spamming you until the point you snap and do something horrific to them.

Rick "Oh my GOD. why won't your phone stop beeping!?"
Trevor "IT'S STUPID CHRIS AND HIS TWITTER UPDATES! First he was brushing his teeth, then he was flossing, then he was rinsing.. It's unbearable"
Rick "What a..., a..."
Trevor "What a Twit Twat"
Rick "Agreed"

Twit Twat by TheTallan June 4, 2011

Twit Groupie 

A person who follows, talks to and flirts with random people on twitter.

Did you hear Derrick and Lisa broke up, because Lisa is a Twit Groupie.

Twit Groupie by ashamallie June 8, 2009

twit-spam 

Using twitter to not tweet original thought, but to re-tweet someone else's original thought. Usually involves one individual re-tweeting many others posts.

I wish he would stop just re-tweeting everything he sees, it's just total twit-spam!

twit-spam by Deadly Smurf January 13, 2011