Turkish cringe

Turkish cringe is used to describe the backwards practices and social norms exemplified in the Turkish people and culture.

While the country connects the Asian and European continents, it struggles to maintain customs from the 1800’s while trying to keep up with the fashion and expectations of modern globalism.

Jenny: Turkey is a lovely country, but there is a lot of Turkish cringe.
Jim: How so, Jenny?
Jenny: As soon as I told the taxi driver I was American, he started rubbing his crotch and asking if I had a boyfriend. At the end of the ride, he doubled the price on the meter and then asked for my phone number. It was Turkish cringe.
Jim: Oh my god! Turkish cringe!

by Cooltom77 May 26, 2022

turkish penny

the flicking of the anus during fellatio

Jack: "darling, might you treat me to a turkish penny this evening?"
Mark: "but of course! spread those pins and pucker up!"

(Mark flicks Jack's bum'ole)

by jadadude February 27, 2011

Turkish Delight

1. a sweet confectionary food originating from turkey made from starch and sugar. variations include dates, pistachios and walnuts. can also be infused with rosewater, mastic and lemon. are finally coated in icing sugar and served.
2. considered the richest, sweetest and most loved confection in turkey and other parts of the world
3. a delightful and loving individual who shares identical qualities to a slice of turkish delight

1. wow this dessert tastes delicious. it must be turkish delight

2. this turkish delight is taking the world by storm! its divine

3. that charming person sitting by the lake is such a turkish delight

by sultanalover June 23, 2010

Turkish Homerun

Verb: The act of inserting fecal matter to a sock/stocking followed by the act of swinging the sock in a baseball like fashion and striking the receiver in the face.

Tyler gave Gus a Turkish Homerun after Gus represented the actions of a douche-rocket.

by T-wizzie April 22, 2006

Turkish Tripod

When one participant gets in a tripod position (upside down on your hands and head with knees touching your elbows), while the other participant squats directly above the individual in the tripod position and poops directly into the other persons anus.

"Wow, that turkish tripod I received last night was incredible!"

by halo8u December 10, 2014

turkish 1v1

Also known as a 2v1.

The duel became a turkish 1v1, but I still won.

by IAmACase September 21, 2019

Turkish Snorkler

The act of felching (sucking of semen from the ass) with a snorkel.

I wanted to surprise Bob for his birthday, so I gave him a Turkish Snorkler.

Scott does a mean Turkish Snorkler.

by MJ Adams 1064 January 30, 2007