Trump

1) Hypocrisy at a ridiculous or unrealistic level or degree. 2) To do something at a ridiculous or unrealistic level or degree while claiming to not do it at all. 3) A person who does something at a ridiculous or unrealistic level or degree while claiming to not do it at all. 4) Fooling someone at a ridiculous or unrealistic level or degree. 5) Convincing someone that you have never done something when you do it all of the time.
"Sure Trump; you would never sleep with someone on the first date." "That Trump told me it was her first time." "His wife is so Trumped. She thinks he's an angel."
by Hyperzombia February 21, 2019
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tRump

A large, stubborn, orange turd that refuses to go down the drain when you flush the toilet.
Unfortunately I started the day with a big smelly tRump!
by überkochen November 13, 2020
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Trump

That giant turd that is so hard to push out, you sit on the toilet for 4 hours crying in pain. You may tear your anus, but the joy is euphoric when it finally passes.
"Why are you dancing in the street like a lunatic?"

"I just pushed out a Trump."
by Truth53 November 08, 2020
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Trumping

When you want people to forgive your misdoings by doing something even more heinous
Nick has been trumping all over Atlanta. I practically forgot that he missed Carl’s River-Tubbing Party yesterday...
by Nicksmith128 July 07, 2019
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Trumping

A disclaimer on cleaning products so consumers don't endanger themselves. This is due to the current president of the United States suggesting you could mainline bleach to deal with Coronavirus. It's like meth, but without the upside.
Have you been trumping ? Dude you need a real doctor asap
by Tweekafaik April 24, 2020
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Trump

Getting peed on by Russian hookers
Wow, you really trumped up that bedspread.
Ew, I am not sleeping there. It has been totally trumped.
by 86-45 August 28, 2018
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Trumping

Telling lies and spinning things in a convinced and confident manner.
Donald trump was trumping about Afghan peace talk.
by Abobie November 30, 2019
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