Truffle Hunter

A grosely obese woman of disturbingly unattractive qualities, both physiological & psychological.

Heavy alcohol intoxication had blurred my judgement. Needless to say, this morning I awoke to find the woman sleeping next to me was a real truffle-hunter. (AKA Pig)

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

truffle lips

When one gets sick and sports a nasty canker sore on their lip that looks like a fungus/mushroom.

Get out of my face with those nasty truffle lips.

by Lower Frederick March 29, 2004

Anus Truffles

The "Instant Classic" term coined by none other than two members of Triple Helix loosely meaning "Ass Beans", or commonly known as "Poo". Not "Pooh", as in Winnie, but just "Poo" as in the thing you always manage to step on when you put on a pair of White Converse Sneakers. Anus Truffles are viewed as something you wouldn't normally put in a salad, or in someones tuna melt, however, it is always acceptable, and welcome in the mouth of the porcelain god.

"Dear Lord Timmy! You shat yourself a storm in your trousers! You must have quite a bit of Anus Truffles touching your genitals as we speak!"

"Eat Anus Truffles you vile beast!"

"ANUS Truffles! ANUS Truffles!" echoed over the intercom of the local FoodStuffery. "NOW at the low, LOW price of $1.98 per pound! Located by the Sugar Frosted Jesuses...es"

by Gabriel Dolecal February 20, 2008

Truffle Blooder

Truffle Blooder is when you have sexual intercourse with your
lady towards the end of her menstrual cycle. The reddish/tan buttery substance
around her pussy is truffle blooder.

Homie 1: Hey man, my girl been on her rag fo 5 days now and I
was tryna beat

Homie 2: So did you?

Homie 1: Yeah, Got some truffle blooder tho cause she waddnt
finished with that crimson wave

by Pansithero April 14, 2015

truffle shuffle

Movement of the belly area of a rather large body size. i.e. anything bigger than a chunky person. And saying some sort of incoherent chanting. Without the use of syllables

Oh my god. Jereamiah is running around doing some crazy screaming. It must be the truffle shuffle!

by James Lopo August 20, 2003

Truffle Butter

A mixture of your waste and and cum mostly known as "sperm". This is created by having anal sex and then the ususal intercourse.

After we fucked, that bitch had truffle butter all ova her pussy !!!

by candylicious March 17, 2015

Chocolate Truffle

when a guy cums n a girls mouth then she sticks her tounge out and a guy shits on her tounge

The Chocolate Truffle is a very sick and hilarious thing to do.

by bill smalls October 29, 2007