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Trigger fake 

When someone keeps talking about doing something but never follows through.
Yeah. I really dig that new club spot. We're going! Next Saturday it's on.

(Doesn't ever happen)

Friends: We already know. Just a trigger fake.
Trigger fake by misstara007 June 10, 2022

Trigger lock 

Possession of illegal narcotics and a gun. Under 14 grams of Marijuana doesn't count. Per Caddo Parish, Louisiana. #TriggerLock #FiveToTen
You have been accused of Trigger Lock. How do you wish to plead?
Trigger lock by LRA,ESQ. June 22, 2022

Trigger Don 

An individual capable of doing what has to be done even when it's hard.
- Michael B Jordan's girlfriend just broke up with him and he went on to make Creed 3, which had a major breakthrough! He's a Trigger Don.
Trigger Don by Don Kobayashi April 7, 2023

Trigger Warning 

A cop-out that social justice warriors use to make it seem like they're accomodating people with PTSD. Trigger warnings are usually posted at the content's header in order to keep from acknowledging that PTSD episodes do not stop for anything so long as the "triggering" content is still there and thus avoid responsible conversations about trauma.
"That article about rape made me feel terrible all day. I'm having a hard time putting my life back together."
"But I put in a trigger warning!"

Trigger Warning 

Something only whiny SJW pussies who can't face reality use
Like seriously, trigger warnings/words are fucking retarded, just because you saw a post or video that "triggered" you doesn't mean you have to throw a shit-fit. The world doesn't revolve around you and YOUR triggers are YOUR own problems, most people don't give a shit what trivial thing upsets you. If you don't like what you see on the internet then get the fuck off and grow up.
Trigger Warning by Fentnite4823 July 16, 2023

Trigger-licker 

A guy/girl who has such a shitty attitude it's almost like they're committing involuntary suicide. It's as if they're begging or licking a/the trigger to get shot or robbed.

Can also be used:
"licking the trigger"
"triggabite" i.e. is a disease
Peacely McFleekston: Hey man. Chill out. You don't have to be so disrespectful.

Willy G: Fuck you, you clitch having ass marfakka. I dare YOU to try something on ME. That's right cause you's a punk and a pussy.

*Willy G charges after Peacely*

*Willy G gets shot*

Peacely: Trigger-licker picked the wrong peacemaker to mess with!